Dear Hurricane/Tropical Storm/depression Gustav:
We get it...you're a bad ass hurricane with alot of rain to hurl down upon us. Sheesh, you've already provided us with the ever so wonderful gusts of winds that could potentially blow ALL the hair off my head. Thanks...you're a peach. Let's not forget the TWO.SOLID.DAYS of torrential downpour you have bestowed upon the entire southern half of the United States as we know it. Thanks for throwing that in. I just want to stand up and applaud the fact that you may have ruined 80% of the newly grown crops down here that most of us attribute our livelihoods to. You're just too great!! What I don't understand is why you had to go bragging to all your "storm friends" about all your accomplishments??? Huh? ANSWER ME!!! Now they are all being little copycats and headed across the entire friggin' Altantic Ocean just to see what's going on. Great, just effin great!! Why would you even be friends with little twerps named Ike and Josephine anyway???
Just wanted to let you know YOU SUCK!!!!! And your little friends too!
Go suck it,
Angela P.
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