Uggghhh

I'm lagging behind on my blogging duties....please forgive me. Right now, my head is so stopped up I can't hear, snot is flowing profusely (it's rather lovely), my throat hurts and I seemed to have developed carpal tunnel syndrome because the fingers on my left hand keep going numb. Wait....I'm not having a stroke am I??? If I am, someone please send help!!! It is Monday, I am miserable, THE END.